"You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think."
— Elbert Hubbard
"Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them."
— George Lorime
"Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates."
— A. Lawrence Lowell
"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income—which he then spends sending his son to college."
— Bill Vaughn
"Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people's sleep."
— W. H. Auden
"College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?"
— David Wood
"A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone."
— Craig Kilborn
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