Mais umas piadinhas

Como é que as notas são dadas nas universidades muitooo boas!

* Department of Statistics:
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

* Department of Psychology:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor open the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mid.

* Department of History:
All students get the same grade they got last year.

* Department of Religion:
Grade is determined by God.

* Law School:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

* Department of Mathematics:
Grades are variable.

* Department of Logic:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

* Department of Computer Science:
Random number generator determines grade.

* Music Department:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).

* Department of Physical Education:
Everybody get an A.
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10 razões porque o estudo é melhor que sexo:

1. You can usually find someone to do it with.
2. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
3. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
4. You don't have to put your beer down to do it
5. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.
6. If you don't finish a chapter, you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser".
7. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
8. You don't get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
9. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
10. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

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